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Message: <blockquote data-quote="breakneck001" data-source="post: 692534" data-attributes="member: 4275">1st Scene ....   Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room,right infront of their little son. Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch! Mommy : What?? YouBastard! Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard ?? At this moment,Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something. Daddy : It means Ladiesand Gentlemen son. Son : Oh I see!   2nd Scene..Little Son waswatching a TV show about premarital sex and there they mentioned the words'breasts' and 'penises' .. Mommy was reading the papers. Son : Mommy,what's breasts and penises? At this moment, mommy turned blue, and quicklythought of something to say. Mom: It means coats and hats, son. Son : Oh Isee!   3rd Scene..Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by; thetoilet. Suddenly daddy cut himself and scream... Daddy : Oh SHIT!! Son :Daddy, what's shit? At this moment, Daddy eyes bulged, and quickly thoughtof something to say.. Daddy : It means shaving cream, son . Son : Oh Isee!!  4th SceneChristmas is approaching, and mommy was stuffing theturkey into the stove. The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so shesaid... Mommy : Oh! F*ck! Son : Mommy, what's f*ck ? At this moment, Mommyfroze. She quickly thought of something to say. Mommy : It means stuffing,son Son : Oh I see!! 5th Scene...    It's Chrismas Eve! Little son exuberantlyopened the door to let all that is uncles, aunties, cousins and friendscome into the house. Proudly he said... "Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches!Please put all your breasts and penises at that corner of the house ! Myparents are busy at the moment. You see; Daddy is putting shit on his faceupstairs and mummy is f*cking the turkey in the kitchen. Don't worry theywill come out in a minute!! Everyone fainted!!!!! !!!!!</blockquote>

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