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<blockquote data-quote="kawuudaboy" data-source="post: 581994" data-attributes="member: 1552"><p><strong>>Defense Attorney:</strong></p><p><strong>>Will you please state your age?</strong></p><p><strong>> </strong></p><p><strong>>Little Old Lady:</strong></p><p><strong>>I am 86 years old.</strong></p><p><strong>> </strong></p><p><strong>>Defense Attorney:</strong></p><p><strong>>Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?</strong></p><p><strong>> </strong></p><p><strong>>Little Old Lady:</strong></p><p><strong>>There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring</strong></p><p><strong>>evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.</strong></p><p><strong>> </strong></p><p><strong>>Defense Attorney:</strong></p><p><strong>>Did you know him?</strong></p><p><strong>> </strong></p><p><strong>>Little Old Lady:</strong></p><p><strong>>No, but he sure was friendly.</strong></p><p><strong>> </strong></p><p><strong>>Defense Attorney:</strong></p><p><strong>>What happened after he sat down?</strong></p><p><strong>> </strong></p><p><strong>>Little Old Lady:</strong></p><p><strong>>He started to rub my thigh.</strong></p><p><strong>> </strong></p><p><strong>>Defense Attorney:</strong></p><p><strong>>Did you stop him?</strong></p><p><strong>> </strong></p><p><strong>>Little Old Lady:</strong></p><p><strong>>No, I didn't stop him.</strong></p><p><strong>> </strong></p><p><strong>>Defense Attorney:</strong></p><p><strong>>Why not?</strong></p><p><strong>> </strong></p><p><strong>>Little Old Lady:</strong></p><p><strong>>It felt good. Nobody had done that since</strong></p><p><strong>>my Albert died some 30 years ago.</strong></p><p><strong>> </strong></p><p><strong>>Defense Attorney:</strong></p><p><strong>>What happened next?</strong></p><p><strong>> </strong></p><p><strong>>Little Old Lady:</strong></p><p><strong>>He began to rub my breasts.</strong></p><p><strong>> </strong></p><p><strong>>Defense Attorney:</strong></p><p><strong>>Did you stop him then?</strong></p><p><strong>> </strong></p><p><strong>>Little Old Lady:</strong></p><p><strong>>No, I did not stop him.</strong></p><p><strong>> </strong></p><p><strong>>Defense Attorney:</strong></p><p><strong>>Why not?</strong></p><p><strong>> </strong></p><p><strong>>Little Old Lady:</strong></p><p><strong>>His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. </strong></p><p><strong>>I haven't felt that good in years!</strong></p><p><strong>> </strong></p><p><strong>>Defense Attorney:</strong></p><p><strong>>What happened next?</strong></p><p><strong>> </strong></p><p><strong>>Little Old Lady:</strong></p><p><strong>>Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him</strong></p><p><strong>>"Take me, young man. Take me now!"</strong></p><p><strong>> </strong></p><p><strong>>Defense Attorney:</strong></p><p><strong>>Did he take you?</strong></p><p><strong>> </strong></p><p><strong>>Little Old Lady:</strong></p><p><strong>>Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" </strong></p><p><strong>>And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p></p><p><img src="http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w109/THE_PHENOM_photos/cooltext54779183.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p><a href="http://www.tubelight.tk" target="_blank">http://www.tubelight.tk</a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kawuudaboy, post: 581994, member: 1552"] [B]>Defense Attorney: >Will you please state your age? > >Little Old Lady: >I am 86 years old. > >Defense Attorney: >Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? > >Little Old Lady: >There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring >evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. > >Defense Attorney: >Did you know him? > >Little Old Lady: >No, but he sure was friendly. > >Defense Attorney: >What happened after he sat down? > >Little Old Lady: >He started to rub my thigh. > >Defense Attorney: >Did you stop him? > >Little Old Lady: >No, I didn't stop him. > >Defense Attorney: >Why not? > >Little Old Lady: >It felt good. Nobody had done that since >my Albert died some 30 years ago. > >Defense Attorney: >What happened next? > >Little Old Lady: >He began to rub my breasts. > >Defense Attorney: >Did you stop him then? > >Little Old Lady: >No, I did not stop him. > >Defense Attorney: >Why not? > >Little Old Lady: >His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. >I haven't felt that good in years! > >Defense Attorney: >What happened next? > >Little Old Lady: >Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him >"Take me, young man. Take me now!" > >Defense Attorney: >Did he take you? > >Little Old Lady: >Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" >And that's when I shot him, the little bastard. [/B] [IMG]http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w109/THE_PHENOM_photos/cooltext54779183.jpg[/IMG] [URL="http://www.tubelight.tk"]http://www.tubelight.tk[/URL] [/QUOTE]
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