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<blockquote data-quote="meebo.ts" data-source="post: 1281646" data-attributes="member: 27412"><p><span style="color: red">1st Scene .... </span></p><p><span style="color: blue">Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room,right in front of their </span></p><p><span style="color: blue">little son.</span> </p><p><span style="color: darkorchid">Daddy :</span> <span style="color: red">Oh!!! You Bitch!</span> </p><p><span style="color: darkorchid">Mommy :</span> <span style="color: red">What?? You Bastard!</span> </p><p><span style="color: darkorchid">Son :</span> <span style="color: black">Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard ?? </span></p><p><span style="color: black">At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something.</span> </p><p><span style="color: black">Daddy :</span> <span style="color: black">It means Ladies and Gentlemen son.</span> </p><p><span style="color: darkorchid">Son :</span> <span style="color: black">Oh I see!</span> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: red">2nd Scene...</span> </p><p><span style="color: blue">Little Son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they </span></p><p><span style="color: blue">mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises' .. </span></p><p><span style="color: blue">Mommy was reading the papers. </span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid">Son :</span> <span style="color: black">Mommy, what's breasts and penises? </span></p><p><span style="color: black">At this moment, mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say. </span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid">Mom:</span> <span style="color: black">It means coats and hats , son.</span> </p><p><span style="color: darkorchid">Son :</span> <span style="color: black">Oh I see! </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: red">3rd Scene...</span> </p><p><span style="color: blue">Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by; the toilet. Suddenly daddy </span></p><p><span style="color: black">cut himself and scream...</span> </p><p><span style="color: black">Daddy :</span> <span style="color: black">Oh SHIT!! </span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid">Son :</span> <span style="color: black">Daddy, what's shit ?</span> </p><p><span style="color: black">At this moment, Daddy eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to </span></p><p><span style="color: black">say.. </span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid">Daddy :</span> <span style="color: black">It means shaving cream, son .</span> </p><p><span style="color: darkorchid">Son :</span> <span style="color: black">Oh I see!! </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: red">4th Scene..</span> </p><p><span style="color: blue">Christmas is approaching, and mommy was stuffing the turkey into the stove. </span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: blue">The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...</span> </span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid">Mommy :</span> <span style="color: black">Oh! Fuck! </span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid">Son :</span> <span style="color: black">Mommy, what's fuck ? </span></p><p><span style="color: black">At this moment, Mommy froze. </span></p><p><span style="color: black">She quickly thought of something to say. </span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid">Mommy :</span><span style="color: black"> It means stuffing, son </span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid">Son :</span> <span style="color: black">Oh I see!!</span> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: red">5th Scene...</span> </p><p><span style="color: black">It's Chrismas Eve! Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all that </span></p><p><span style="color: black">is uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house. </span></p><p><span style="color: black">Proudly he said... 'Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your </span></p><p><span style="color: black">breasts and penises at that corner of the house ! My parent are busy at the </span></p><p><span style="color: black">moment. You see; Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs </span></p><p><span style="color: black">and mummy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen. Don't worry they will come </span></p><p><span style="color: black">out in a minute!! </span></p><p><span style="color: black">Everyone fainted!!!!! !!!!!</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="meebo.ts, post: 1281646, member: 27412"] [COLOR=red]1st Scene .... [/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room,right in front of their [/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]little son.[/COLOR] [COLOR=darkorchid]Daddy :[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]Oh!!! You Bitch![/COLOR] [COLOR=darkorchid]Mommy :[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]What?? You Bastard![/COLOR] [COLOR=darkorchid]Son :[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard ?? [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Daddy :[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]It means Ladies and Gentlemen son.[/COLOR] [COLOR=darkorchid]Son :[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Oh I see![/COLOR] [COLOR=red]2nd Scene...[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]Little Son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they [/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises' .. [/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]Mommy was reading the papers. [/COLOR] [COLOR=darkorchid]Son :[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Mommy, what's breasts and penises? [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]At this moment, mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say. [/COLOR] [COLOR=darkorchid]Mom:[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]It means coats and hats , son.[/COLOR] [COLOR=darkorchid]Son :[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Oh I see! [/COLOR] [COLOR=red]3rd Scene...[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by; the toilet. Suddenly daddy [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]cut himself and scream...[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Daddy :[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Oh SHIT!! [/COLOR] [COLOR=darkorchid]Son :[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Daddy, what's shit ?[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]At this moment, Daddy eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]say.. [/COLOR] [COLOR=darkorchid]Daddy :[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]It means shaving cream, son .[/COLOR] [COLOR=darkorchid]Son :[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Oh I see!! [/COLOR] [COLOR=red]4th Scene..[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]Christmas is approaching, and mommy was stuffing the turkey into the stove. [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=blue]The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...[/COLOR] [/COLOR] [COLOR=darkorchid]Mommy :[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Oh! Fuck! [/COLOR] [COLOR=darkorchid]Son :[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Mommy, what's fuck ? [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]At this moment, Mommy froze. [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]She quickly thought of something to say. [/COLOR] [COLOR=darkorchid]Mommy :[/COLOR][COLOR=black] It means stuffing, son [/COLOR] [COLOR=darkorchid]Son :[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Oh I see!![/COLOR] [COLOR=red]5th Scene...[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]It's Chrismas Eve! Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all that [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]is uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house. [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Proudly he said... 'Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]breasts and penises at that corner of the house ! My parent are busy at the [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]moment. You see; Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]and mummy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen. Don't worry they will come [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]out in a minute!! [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Everyone fainted!!!!! !!!!![/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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