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<blockquote data-quote="DIRTY X" data-source="post: 304773" data-attributes="member: 96"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">first</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">husband beat her, and her second husband ran away with another woman.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Plus,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">she couldn't find a new lover who could satisfy her sexually, so she put</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">an</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">ad in the classifieds:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Wanted: A good looking, single guy who won't beat me, won't leave me,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">and</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">is good in bed.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">About a week later, her doorbell rings. She opens the door to find a man</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">with no arms and legs on her front porch.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"I'm here about your ad," he says.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"You must be mistaken," she says.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Let me explain," he says. "I can't beat you, I don't have any arms. And</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">can't run away because I don't have any legs."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"But," she asks, "How do I know you're good in bed?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DIRTY X, post: 304773, member: 96"] [SIZE="3"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her first husband beat her, and her second husband ran away with another woman. Plus, she couldn't find a new lover who could satisfy her sexually, so she put an ad in the classifieds: Wanted: A good looking, single guy who won't beat me, won't leave me, and is good in bed. About a week later, her doorbell rings. She opens the door to find a man with no arms and legs on her front porch. "I'm here about your ad," he says. "You must be mistaken," she says. "Let me explain," he says. "I can't beat you, I don't have any arms. And I can't run away because I don't have any legs." "But," she asks, "How do I know you're good in bed?" I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: [/QUOTE]
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