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<blockquote data-quote="champi123" data-source="post: 2704727" data-attributes="member: 63405"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">2. If the 'black box' flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking) </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows) </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">4. Can you cry under water? (let me try)</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">5. Why do people say, 'you've been working like a dog' when dogs just sit around all day? (I think they meant something else)</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows) </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">7. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">8. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stay and watch) </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oils made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">11. What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help ) </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">13. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">14. Why is it called a 'building' when it is already built? (strange isn't it)</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! Able to hear it? (got to think scientifically) </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">16. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">17. Why is it called a TV set when there's only one? (very nice)</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">18. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">19. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="color: #0d0d0d"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /> </span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="champi123, post: 2704727, member: 63405"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0d0d0d][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Arial]1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought) 2. If the 'black box' flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking) 3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows) 4. Can you cry under water? (let me try) 5. Why do people say, 'you've been working like a dog' when dogs just sit around all day? (I think they meant something else) 6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows) 7. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell) 8. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes) 9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stay and watch) 10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oils made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from? (No comments) 11. What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments) 12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help ) 13. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can) 14. Why is it called a 'building' when it is already built? (strange isn't it) 15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! Able to hear it? (got to think scientifically) 16. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? 17. Why is it called a TV set when there's only one? (very nice) 18. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? 19. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0d0d0d][COLOR=#0d0d0d][FONT=Arial]:no: :no: :no: [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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