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Message: <blockquote data-quote="deffa" data-source="post: 2783" data-attributes="member: 57">After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (andhe doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is stillstanding on the curb."Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take yourseat so we can leave?""Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me driveat the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drivetoday.""I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose myjob!  And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishinghe'dnever gone to work that morning."Who's going to tell?" says the Pope with a smile.Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behindthe wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exitingthe airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.(Remember, he's a German Pope.)"Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but thePope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens."Oh, dear God, I'm going to  lose my license -- and my job!" moans thedriver.The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, butthe cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets onthe radio."I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped alimo going a hundred and five."So bust him," says the Chief."I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop..The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!""No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence.The Chief then asked, "Who do you have there, the mayor?"Cop: "Bigger."Chief: " A senator?"Cop: "Bigger."Chief: "The Prime Minister?"Cop: "Bigger.""Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"Cop: "I think it's God!"The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, "What makes you think it'sGod?"Cop: "His chauffeur is the Pope."</blockquote>

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