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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rajitha_ks" data-source="post: 8124417" data-attributes="member: 162025"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">[FONT=&quot]A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs 4 her husband.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">We need more butter. Oh my GOD!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">WHERE r we going 2 get MORE BUTTER?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">They're going 2 STICK! Careful . CAREFUL!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">I said be CAREFUL!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">U NEVER listen 2 me when u're cooking! Never!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Turn them! Hurry up! r u CRAZY?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Have u LOST ur mind?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Don't forget 2 salt them. You know u always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how 2 fry a couple of eggs?"[/FONT]</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">[FONT=&quot]<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek    :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek    :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">[/FONT]</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: blue">[FONT=&quot]</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: DarkRed">The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted 2 show you what it feels like when I'm driving." <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span>[/FONT]</span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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