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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 711405" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Drunk Driver</span></strong></p><p></span><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">''I can't do that, officer.'' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">''Why not?'' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.'' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.'' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">''Can't do that either, officer.'' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">''Why not?'' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.'' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">''Alright, we could get a blood sample.'' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">''Can't do that either, officer.'' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">''Why not?'' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.'' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">''Fine then, just walk this white line.'' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">''Can't do that either, officer.'' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">''Why not?'' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">''Because I'm drunk.''</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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