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<blockquote data-quote="sandun_kg" data-source="post: 8216835" data-attributes="member: 17496"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><img src="http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/2662/dumb1d.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Two different strategies for keeping warm. The first of these strategies is very, very intuitive...</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><img src="http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1700/dumb2.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">...but the second one, thanks to a typo, takes the same basic advice to an entirely different place. (It also seems like it isn't very tactful advice to give to "older adults.")</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><img src="http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/7751/dumb3.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">OK, follow-up: So what makes a billionaire? My favorite part is that they had to go to the senior vice president of investments at AG Edwards and Sons to get the answer to this question. They couldn't think of a simpler way to find what they were looking for?</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><img src="http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/294/dumb4.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Book 'em Lou: One count of being a bear, one count of being an accessory to a bear. I'd actually be curious to see if they could come up with a third theory.</span></span></span><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><img src="http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/9708/dumb5.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">The big difference between sinus infections and jellyfish stings. Sometimes I think people are just looking for reasons to get doused with urine.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><img src="http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/3659/dumb6.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Talk to me about pregnancy for a second. I have four different ones on pregnancy... it just seems to be supple, supple ground for Yahoo Answers-level discourse.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><img src="http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4788/dumb7w.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><img src="http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/8254/dumb8.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><img src="http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/7042/dumb9.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><img src="http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/8629/dumb10.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Hey, it's something to build on. I've re-read this one over and over, and I'm still not exactly sure why they chose to print that sentence. I just can't figure out what purpose it ever could've served.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><img src="http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/9906/dumb11.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Guns don't kill people... ... dying kills people. Apparently.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><img src="http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/2772/dumb12.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Women really are quite responsible. It's funny, because guys are always diagnosing other guys with strained and/or sandy vagina. With just a little more preventative care those could probably be avoided.</span></span></span><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><img src="http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/1670/dumb13.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Stop snitchin', right? Ya know, I learned that dead men tell no tales on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland a long time ago.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><img src="http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/7523/dumb14.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">One of these wishes is not like the others. I guess it really is the most obvious thing to wish for (other than a billion wishes).</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><img src="http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/7448/dumb15.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Feels like it's out of The Onion. It's like forming a committee to analyze if you've got too much bureaucracy. Or going to a brothel to get a second opinion on whether you're a sex addict.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><img src="http://i48.tinypic.com/awuslh.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /> Add Reps++ & Comments if you like the post. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /> </span></span></span></em></strong></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sandun_kg, post: 8216835, member: 17496"] [CENTER][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue][IMG]http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/2662/dumb1d.jpg[/IMG] [/COLOR][SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue][FONT=Trebuchet MS] Two different strategies for keeping warm. The first of these strategies is very, very intuitive... [IMG]http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1700/dumb2.jpg[/IMG] ...but the second one, thanks to a typo, takes the same basic advice to an entirely different place. (It also seems like it isn't very tactful advice to give to "older adults.") [IMG]http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/7751/dumb3.jpg[/IMG] OK, follow-up: So what makes a billionaire? My favorite part is that they had to go to the senior vice president of investments at AG Edwards and Sons to get the answer to this question. They couldn't think of a simpler way to find what they were looking for? [IMG]http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/294/dumb4.jpg[/IMG] Book 'em Lou: One count of being a bear, one count of being an accessory to a bear. I'd actually be curious to see if they could come up with a third theory.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue] [/COLOR][SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue][FONT=Trebuchet MS][IMG]http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/9708/dumb5.jpg[/IMG] The big difference between sinus infections and jellyfish stings. Sometimes I think people are just looking for reasons to get doused with urine. [IMG]http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/3659/dumb6.jpg[/IMG] Talk to me about pregnancy for a second. I have four different ones on pregnancy... it just seems to be supple, supple ground for Yahoo Answers-level discourse. [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue][FONT=Trebuchet MS] [IMG]http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4788/dumb7w.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/8254/dumb8.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/7042/dumb9.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/8629/dumb10.jpg[/IMG] Hey, it's something to build on. I've re-read this one over and over, and I'm still not exactly sure why they chose to print that sentence. I just can't figure out what purpose it ever could've served. [IMG]http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/9906/dumb11.jpg[/IMG] Guns don't kill people... ... dying kills people. Apparently. [IMG]http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/2772/dumb12.jpg[/IMG] Women really are quite responsible. It's funny, because guys are always diagnosing other guys with strained and/or sandy vagina. With just a little more preventative care those could probably be avoided.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue] [/COLOR][SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue][FONT=Trebuchet MS] [IMG]http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/1670/dumb13.jpg[/IMG] Stop snitchin', right? Ya know, I learned that dead men tell no tales on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland a long time ago. [IMG]http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/7523/dumb14.jpg[/IMG] One of these wishes is not like the others. I guess it really is the most obvious thing to wish for (other than a billion wishes). [IMG]http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/7448/dumb15.jpg[/IMG] Feels like it's out of The Onion. It's like forming a committee to analyze if you've got too much bureaucracy. Or going to a brothel to get a second opinion on whether you're a sex addict. [CENTER] [img]http://i48.tinypic.com/awuslh.gif[/img] [B][I][FONT="Arial Narrow"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Blue"] :) Add Reps++ & Comments if you like the post. :) [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B] [/CENTER] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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