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Message: <blockquote data-quote="root_" data-source="post: 9674159" data-attributes="member: 344791">TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You retire on the income.</li> </ul>INDIAN ECONOMICS<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You worship them.</li> </ul>PAKISTAN ECONOMICS<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You dont have any cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You ask the US for financial aid,</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">China for military aid,</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">British for Warplanes,</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Italy for machines,</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Germany for technology,</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">French for submarines,</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Switzerland for loans,</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Russia for drugs</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Japan for equipment.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You buy the cows with all this</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">And claim exploitation by the world.</li> </ul>AMERICAN ECONOMICS<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.</li> </ul>FRENCH ECONOMICS<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You go on strike because you want three cows.</li> </ul>GERMAN ECONOMICS<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.</li> </ul>BRITISH ECONOMICS<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">They are both mad cows.</li> </ul>ITALIAN ECONOMICS<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You don't know where they are.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You break for lunch.</li> </ul>SWISS ECONOMICS<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You charge others for storing them.</li> </ul>JAPANESE ECONOMICS<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.</li> </ul>RUSSIAN ECONOMICS<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You count them and learn you have five cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.</li> </ul>CHINESE ECONOMICS<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have 300 people milking them.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.</li> </ul>SINGAPORE ECONOMICS<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Believe you have a brilliant government</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Need to hire foreign talents to manage your cows</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You lost all your cows.</li> </ul>SRI LANKAN ECONOMICS<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You have two cows.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You make one the President and the other the Leader of the Opposition !</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">and they eat the country instead of eating grass.. !!</li> </ul></blockquote>

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