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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 13021582" data-attributes="member: 312790">A little old lady went to Sobeys to  buy cat food. She picked up four cans and took them to the check out  counter. The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but Jim says we  cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of  old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you  are buying the cat food for your cat."The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to  the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day, she tried to buy  two cans of dog food. Again the cashier said "I'm sorry, but we cannot  sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. A lot of old people  buy dog food to eat, but Jim wants proof that you are buying the dog  food for your dog."So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the  dog food. The next day she brought in a small box with a hole in the  lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the  hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that  would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and quickly  pulled it out. She said to the little old lady, "That smells like shit."  The little old lady said, "It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet  paper."</blockquote>

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