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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Puzhi" data-source="post: 6359187" data-attributes="member: 162362">TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North AmericaMARIA: Here it is!TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?CLASS: Maria!___________________________________________________________TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?FRANK: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow"___________________________________________________________TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables!___________________________________________________________TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-LTEACHER: No, that's wrongGLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!___________________________________________________________TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?DONALD: H I J K L M N O!!TEACHER: What are you talking about?DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O!___________________________________________________________TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years agoWINNIE: Me!___________________________________________________________TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.___________________________________________________________TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I"MILLIE: I is...TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."___________________________________________________________TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."___________________________________________________________TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie; do you know why his father didn't punish him?"LOUIE: Because George still had the axe in his hand.___________________________________________________________TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook___________________________________________________________TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog___________________________________________________________TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher</blockquote>

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