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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gihand4r" data-source="post: 5803038" data-attributes="member: 56659">A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was havingtrouble with one of her students. The teacherasked, "Harry, what's your problem?"Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade.My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter thanshe is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry tothe principal's office.While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacherexplained to the principal what the situation was.The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give theboy a test. If he failed to answer any of hisquestions he was to go back to the 1st grade andbehave. She agreed.Harry was brought in and the conditions wereexplained to him and he agreed to take the test.Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"Harry: "9."Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"Harry: "36."And so it went with every question the principalthought a 3rd grader should know.The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "Ithink Harry can go to the 3rd grade"Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask himsome questions."The principal and Harry both agreed.Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four ofthat I have only two of?"Harry, after a moment: "Legs."Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you havebut I do not have?"The principal wondered why would she ask sucha question!Harry replied: "Pockets."Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a mansteps into?"Harry: "Pants."Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T,is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitishliquid?"Harry: "Coconut."The principal sat forward with his mouth hangingopen.Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink thencomes out soft and sticky?"The principal's eyes opened really wide andbefore he could stop the answer, Harry replied,"Bubble gum."Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, awoman does sitting down and a dog does onthree legs?"Harry: "Shake hands."The principal was trembling.Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' andends in 'K' that means a lot of heat andexcitement?"Harry: "Firetruck."The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told theteacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the lastseven questions wrong.</blockquote>

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