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Message: <blockquote data-quote="akakoda" data-source="post: 7584839" data-attributes="member: 86203">Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side! The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what? WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind! What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion. Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh! What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already! What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up. Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!! Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high. I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half. I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one. How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />REPOST NAM SAMAWENNA</blockquote>

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