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<blockquote data-quote="akakoda" data-source="post: 7585440" data-attributes="member: 86203"><p><strong><span style="color: Red">What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">A: We don't know. Never happens.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">A: An f****ing know it all.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...</span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="akakoda, post: 7585440, member: 86203"] [B][COLOR="Red"]What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle. Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field. Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands. Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran! What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home! What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything. How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head. Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We don't know. Never happens. Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator. Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A: An f****ing know it all. A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here". A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf. I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese. What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...[/COLOR][/B] :lol::lol::lol::lol: [/QUOTE]
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