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<blockquote data-quote="akakoda" data-source="post: 7585446" data-attributes="member: 86203"><p><strong><span style="color: Red">I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">My Reality Check bounced.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">What do you call a handcuffed man? </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">- Trustworthy.</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="akakoda, post: 7585446, member: 86203"] [B][COLOR="Red"]I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts. I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. My Reality Check bounced. Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open. Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer. Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away! Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes. Do chickens think rubber humans are funny? There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full. Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. What do you call a handcuffed man? - Trustworthy.[/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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