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Message: <blockquote data-quote="akakoda" data-source="post: 7585446" data-attributes="member: 86203"><p><strong><span style="color: Red">I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">My Reality Check bounced.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">What do you call a handcuffed man? </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">- Trustworthy.</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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