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Message: <blockquote data-quote="HRA" data-source="post: 7719119" data-attributes="member: 6136"><p>7. A nurse was on duty in the emergency room when a young woman</p><p>with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk,</p><p>sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered.</p><p>It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis,</p><p>so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.</p><p>When she was completely disrobed on the operating table,</p><p>the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green,</p><p>and above it there was a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass.'</p><p>Once the surgery was completed,</p><p>the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing,</p><p>which said, 'Sorry, had to mow the lawn.' </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>AND FINALLY!!!...</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB ,</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>To cover my embarrassment, I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, 'I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>She replied, 'No doctor, but the song you were whistling was,</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.' </strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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