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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Moe85" data-source="post: 5999240" data-attributes="member: 242802"><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">like to go out and make love for the first time.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">is to know about condoms and sex.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">the family pack because he thinks he will be rather</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">busy, it being his first time and all.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">meet my parents, come on in!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">prayer, with his head down.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">religious."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">a pharmacist."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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