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Message: <blockquote data-quote="harsh198924" data-source="post: 2914248" data-attributes="member: 120210">In Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name, Mr. Jeppier , Chairman of Sathyabama university and other self financing colleges, always speaks in English. The college students have collected & published a book by the name "Jappier ' s Spoken English" .. Njoy .............with his.......... .....English. ......... ....... Now , here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier ' s Spoken English" # At the ground: All of you stand in a straight circle. There is no wind in the balloon. The girl with the mirror please comes here....{Means: girl with specs please come here). # To a boy , angrily: I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk? # While punishing students: You , rotate the ground four times... You , go and under-stand the tree... Three of you stand together separately. Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?) # While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this ) Every body should wear dress to college Boys no proplum Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big) Girls should wear only salwar no nitee. Girls should not wear T sirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to wear .... remove it when inside the campus and put it out side the campus. # Sir at his best: Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre , though the boy did no t see them. So the next day at  school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre" # Sir at his best inside the Class room: Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half. Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..) "Both of u three get out of the class." Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in. Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today... Take Copper Wire of any metal. especially of Silver..... Take 5 cm wire of any length.... Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ... Once Sir had come late to a college function , by the time he reached , the function had begun , so he went to the dais , and said , sorry I am late , because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats). At Sathyabama college day 2002: "This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks , I the happy , tomorrow u get good job , jpr the happy , tomorrow u marry I the enjoy" At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003: "No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "  VERY IMPORTANT: Enjoy this English, but don ' t forget your English! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused    :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused    :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused    :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused    :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </blockquote>

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