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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Deamon" data-source="post: 7909390" data-attributes="member: 83870">English Can Be Fun!!!!!! Spotted in a toilet of a London office:TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.In a London Laundromat:AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUTOutside a London second-hand shop:WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?Spotted in a safari park:ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CARSeen during a London conference:FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CAREON THE 1ST FLOORNotice in a field:THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGESOn a repair shop door:WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicatewith their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world :At a Budapest zoo:PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE ITTO THE GUARD ON DUTY.Doctors office, Rome :SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.Hotel, Acapulco :THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.In a Nairobi restaurant:CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE THE MANAGER.In a City restaurant:OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.In a Calcutta Coffee House:PEOPLE DISCARDING CIGARETTE STUBS IN CUPS WILL BE SERVED COFFEE IN ASH TRAYSHoda nam Rep++ ona!!</blockquote>

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