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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 5497692" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p>EXPRESSION NOT THE LANGUAGE</p><p></p><p>In a hotel in Ahmedabad:</p><p>It Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. </p><p>If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.</p><p>**</p><p></p><p>In a hotel lobby in Surat: </p><p>The lift is being fixed for the next day. </p><p>During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.</p><p>(Surat, the city of language obscenity)</p><p>**</p><p></p><p>In the elevator in Hotel Tex Pallazo, Surat:</p><p>To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter </p><p>More persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is </p><p>Then going alphabetically by national order. </p><p>**</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>In a hotel elevator in Baroda:</p><p>Please leave your values at the front desk.</p><p>**</p><p></p><p>In a hotel in Jamnagar:</p><p>Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and </p><p>11 A.M. Daily.</p><p>**</p><p></p><p>In a hotel near Gujarat College, Ahmedabad: </p><p>You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.</p><p>**</p><p></p><p>Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad: </p><p>Drop your trousers here for best results.</p><p>**</p><p></p><p>In a hotel in Bhavanagar:</p><p>Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the </p><p>Bedroom, it is rekvested that the lobby be used for this purpose.</p><p>**</p><p></p><p>In a laundry in Anand: </p><p>Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.</p><p>**</p><p></p><p>In a heritage hotel in Junagadh:</p><p>Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.</p><p>**</p><p></p><p>Advertisement for donkey rides (on the famous white asses) in Rann of Kutch: </p><p>Would you like to ride on your own ass?</p><p>**</p><p></p><p>In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad:</p><p>Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.</p><p>**</p><p></p><p>In the office of a Gynecologist in Ahmedabad:</p><p>Specialist in women and other diseases.</p><p>**</p><p></p><p>In a hotel in Bharuch: </p><p>The manager has personally passed all the water served here.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 5497692, member: 49393"] EXPRESSION NOT THE LANGUAGE In a hotel in Ahmedabad: It Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice. ** In a hotel lobby in Surat: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. (Surat, the city of language obscenity) ** In the elevator in Hotel Tex Pallazo, Surat: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter More persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is Then going alphabetically by national order. ** In a hotel elevator in Baroda: Please leave your values at the front desk. ** In a hotel in Jamnagar: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. Daily. ** In a hotel near Gujarat College, Ahmedabad: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. ** Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad: Drop your trousers here for best results. ** In a hotel in Bhavanagar: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the Bedroom, it is rekvested that the lobby be used for this purpose. ** In a laundry in Anand: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. ** In a heritage hotel in Junagadh: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages. ** Advertisement for donkey rides (on the famous white asses) in Rann of Kutch: Would you like to ride on your own ass? ** In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. ** In the office of a Gynecologist in Ahmedabad: Specialist in women and other diseases. ** In a hotel in Bharuch: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. [/QUOTE]
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