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Message: <blockquote data-quote="EHDEHD" data-source="post: 8154460" data-attributes="member: 57610">TWO RED EARS Razz Uduravana with two red ears went to his doctor. Thedoctor asked him what had happened to his ears and heanswered,"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - butinstead of picking up the phone accidentally picked upthe iron and stuck it to my ear.""Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief."But .. What happened to your other ear?" "That idiotcalled back after sometime"THE BET  Very HappyOnce Uduravana's friend saw that Uduravana was verydepressed. "What happened?" asked his friend."Man, I lost Rs. 1000 in a bet yesterday. ""How come?""Well, yesterday, the one-day match between Sri Lankaand England was being shown live on TV. I bet Rs.500that Sri Lanka would win, but I lost the bet.""But that's only Rs. 500, where did the rest go?"Then he replied "Man, I bet on the highlights too!"AIDS RazzOnce Uduravana and two of his friends were waiting fora bus when a dangerous-looking guy approached them. Hesuddenly pulled out a syringe with blood inside it andsaid in a menacing tone - "Give me all your valuablesor I'll pierce you with this needle. This containsAIDS infected blood!"Our friends were naturally alarmed - all exceptUduravana. One of them immediately gave away all hisvaluables. The other bargained with the stranger andgave away half of his belongings. Uduravana, however,was unfazed. He refused to part with his money. Inanger and frustration, the guy pricked Uduravana withthe needle and ran away. The alarmed two men askedUduravana - "How could you do this? Now you will getAIDS surely!"Uduravana coolly replied - "No! I won't! I am wearinga condom".CLOCK TOWER  Very HappyUduravana is in Anuradhapura. He is walking on astreet which has a Clock Tower (of course a Premadasaone) when someone asks him if he wants to buy theclock on the Tower. Uduravana says "Yes". "Give me athousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."The man took the thousand and disappeared. Havingwaited for several hours Uduravana figured he wastaken it . On the next day the Uduravana is againwalking along the same street and the same man askshim to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees andI'll go get a ladder."The Uduravana gives him the thousand and says "I amnot a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get aladder."FOURTH CHILD  LaughingThis happened when Udurawana's 4th child was born. Hefills data in the birth certificate.Mother: Sri Lankan.Father: Sri Lankan.Kid: Chinese."How come you write "Chinese" when both parents areSri Lankan?"says Udurawana "Ahhh... I read in the newspaper, thatthe every 4th person born on Earth now is a Chinese."</blockquote>

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