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Message: <blockquote data-quote="e4dilshan" data-source="post: 10207445" data-attributes="member: 306011"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Enjoy .....</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">1. There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The Female pencil got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">2. Woman in bed with husband's best friend, phone rings! 'YES'.. OK, BYE'.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">She turns to her lover and says, THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S NOW GOLFING WITH YOU.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">3. Three Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">4. Three Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi,.... I'm Peter, not a SAINT. I'm Paul not a POPE. I'm John not a BAPTIST...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The girl replied.. Hi.. I'm Mary, not a VIRGIN.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">5. Girlfriends are appetizers. Taste good at any time.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Mistresses are Tomyams. Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">WIVES are Maggie. Eaten when there's nothing to eat.!!!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">6. Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">She replied: I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">7. Yesterday's News:- A nun jogging at Jogger' Park was raped by 4 guys.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Today's News:- Nearly 100 nuns found jogging at the park.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">*******</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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