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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Danurp" data-source="post: 4048516" data-attributes="member: 63953"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #000080">Boss: Where were you born?</span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Sardar: India ...</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Boss: which part?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India ..</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span><span style="color: navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. </span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>explodes while fixing. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Sardar: What is the name of your car?</span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.</strong></span><span style="color: navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: navy"></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.</span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: navy"></span></p><p> <span style="color: navy"></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.</span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!</span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Sardar: U cheated me.</span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.</strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!</strong></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?</span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>Sardar: An old king's skeleton.</strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?</strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child</strong></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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