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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Flying_Spaghetti_Monster" data-source="post: 9429121" data-attributes="member: 339614">(Evidence for FSM) Given: The Flying Spaghetti Monster is frequently represented as FSM.Existence is the opposite of nonexistence, or therefore not Null.Null is frequently represented as 0. We will use <> to show nonequivalence. Therefore to prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists, we must prove that: FSM <> 0 In physics, Force is equal to Mass time acceleration, or F = MA.   Bobby Henderson is a physics graduate, so we can substitute this into  the above equation, giving us:             (MA)SM <> 0            MASM <> 0 MASM is the Microsoft Assembler, which most definitely exists,  therefore MASM <> 0.  Microsoft is one of the most successful  businesses in history, undoubtedly as a result of their secret ties to  the Flying Spaghetti Monster.</blockquote>

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