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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Jolly_Roger" data-source="post: 7229936" data-attributes="member: 197784"><p> <ol> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">says what I was 11 years old. I hit ten straight fastballs in  the batting cage, then my friend Jeff Sweeney took one in the groin. I  yelled "ball two!" Everybody laughed. That's when I knew I was funny.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">says trust me, I had plenty of fun in my time. Then, I met my wife.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">says you never want your kids to see you scared. You want to be that  rock that they grab a hold of in a stormy sea. Actually, a rock would  sink. So a floating rock.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">says all women should look as tasty as you when they're old</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">says cheerleading in my college was cool. The football players were  so jealous they wouldn't even let me and my buddies, Trevor, Scotty and  Ling go to their parties</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">says you have nothing to fear, but fear itself... and the concrete</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">hears others saying "You can be part of the problem, or part of the  solution." But I happen to believe you can be both</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">I'm sort of like Costco. I'm big, I'm not fancy and I dare you to  not like me.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">is a cool dad, that's my thang. I'm hip, I surf the web, I text.  LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my god, WTF: why the face</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">used to have a machete, but times have changed</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">There are fish that swim around all day with their babies in their  mouth and even that fish would look at Youl and your mother and say...  'that's messed up'</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">says when you're gay you just walk around giving butt bumps to  everybody. It's like a high-five — we call it a low two.</li> </ol></blockquote><p></p>

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