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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gazaly" data-source="post: 850753" data-attributes="member: 10197"><p><strong>                          <a href="http://humor-world.blogspot.com/2007/09/fact-about-husband-wife.html" target="_blank">fact about husband & wife</a>                      </strong></p><p></p><p>                        <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">* Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">* It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">* A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">* Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead!</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">* Different Phases of a man:</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">After engagement: Superman</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">After Marriage: Gentleman</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">After 10 years: Watchman</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">After 20 years: Doberman </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">* There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">* Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">* Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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