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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 3811641" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black">Whenever<span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black"> I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">The road to success??.. Is always under construction.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Everyone has a scheme of getting rich.. Which never works.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">If at first you don't succeed.. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">42.7% of all statisticsare made on the spot.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? If you have both, no one calls.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">*********</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non</span></span>-smoker</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 3811641, member: 49393"] [COLOR=#010158][FONT=arial][COLOR=black]Whenever[COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black] I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]*********[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]*********[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]The road to success??.. Is always under construction.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]*********[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]*********[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]*********[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]*********[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]*********[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]Everyone has a scheme of getting rich.. Which never works.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]*********[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]If at first you don't succeed.. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]*********[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]*********[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]*********[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]42.7% of all statisticsare made on the spot.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]*********[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? If you have both, no one calls.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]*********[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]*********[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]*********[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]*********[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]*********[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][COLOR=#374352][COLOR=black]Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non[/COLOR][/COLOR]-smoker[/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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