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<blockquote data-quote="milindasenarath" data-source="post: 3218961" data-attributes="member: 24442">&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex&gt;&gt;&gt; with animals, but&gt;&gt;&gt; the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a&gt;&gt;&gt; male animal is&gt;&gt;&gt; punishable by death.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; (Like THAT makes sense..)&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine&nbsp;a&gt;&gt;&gt; woman's genitals,&gt;&gt;&gt; but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the&gt;&gt;&gt; examination. He&gt;&gt;&gt; may only see their reflection in a mirror.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; (Do they look different reversed?)&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of&gt;&gt;&gt; a corpse. This&gt;&gt;&gt; also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased&gt;&gt;&gt; must be covered&gt;&gt;&gt; with a brick or piece of wood at all times.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; (A brick?)&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is&gt;&gt;&gt; decapitation.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; (Much worse than 'going blind'!)&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to&gt;&gt;&gt; travel the&gt;&gt;&gt; countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for&gt;&gt;&gt; the privilege of&gt;&gt;&gt; having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it&gt;&gt;&gt; is expressly&gt;&gt;&gt; forbidden for virgins to marry.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; (Let's just think for a minute; is there&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes&gt;&gt;&gt; close to this?)&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed&gt;&gt;&gt; to kill her&gt;&gt;&gt; adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.&gt;&gt;&gt; The husband's&gt;&gt;&gt; illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any&gt;&gt;&gt; manner&nbsp;desired.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; (Ah! Justice!)&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England&gt;&gt;&gt; - but only in&gt;&gt;&gt; tropical fish stores.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; (But of course!)&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; *~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with&gt;&gt;&gt; her husband, and&gt;&gt;&gt; the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room&gt;&gt;&gt; to witness the&gt;&gt;&gt; act.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; (Makes one shudder at the thought.)&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man&gt;&gt;&gt; to have sex with a&gt;&gt;&gt; woman and her daughter at the same time.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; (I&nbsp;presume this was a big enough problem that they&gt;&gt;&gt; had to pass this&gt;&gt;&gt; law?)&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from&gt;&gt;&gt; vending machines&gt;&gt;&gt; with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a&gt;&gt;&gt; vending machine&gt;&gt;&gt; only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for&gt;&gt;&gt; consumption on the&gt;&gt;&gt; premises.'&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; (Is that a great country or what? Well, not as&gt;&gt;&gt; great as Guam !)&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories&gt;&gt;&gt; an hour.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; (Who volunteers for this stuff?)&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Humans and dolphins&nbsp;are the only species that have&gt;&gt;&gt; sex for pleasure.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull&gt;&gt;&gt; 30 times its own&gt;&gt;&gt; weight and always falls over on its right side when&gt;&gt;&gt; intoxicated.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; (From drinking little bottles of???)&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; (Did the government pay for this research??)&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Butterflies taste with their feet.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; (Ah, geez.)&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; (I know some people like that.)&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Starfish don't have brains.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; (I know some people like that, too.)&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; And, the best for last?&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Turtles can breathe through their butts.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; (And I thought I had bad Breath in the morning!)&gt;&gt;&gt;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="milindasenarath, post: 3218961, member: 24442"] >>> In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex >>> with animals, but >>> the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a >>> male animal is >>> punishable by death. >>> >>> (Like THAT makes sense..) >>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>> >>> In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a >>> woman's genitals, >>> but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the >>> examination. He >>> may only see their reflection in a mirror. >>> >>> (Do they look different reversed?) >>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>> >>> Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of >>> a corpse. This >>> also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased >>> must be covered >>> with a brick or piece of wood at all times. >>> >>> (A brick?) >>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>> >>> The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is >>> decapitation. >>> >>> (Much worse than 'going blind'!) >>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>> >>> There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to >>> travel the >>> countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for >>> the privilege of >>> having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it >>> is expressly >>> forbidden for virgins to marry. >>> >>> (Let's just think for a minute; is there >>> Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes >>> close to this?) >>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>> >>> In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed >>> to kill her >>> adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. >>> The husband's >>> illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any >>> manner desired. >>> >>> (Ah! Justice!) >>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>> >>> Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England >>> - but only in >>> tropical fish stores. >>> >>> (But of course!) >>> *~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~* >>> >>> In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with >>> her husband, and >>> the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room >>> to witness the >>> act. >>> >>> (Makes one shudder at the thought.) >>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ >>> >>> In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man >>> to have sex with a >>> woman and her daughter at the same time. >>> >>> (I presume this was a big enough problem that they >>> had to pass this >>> law?) >>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>> >>> In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from >>> vending machines >>> with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a >>> vending machine >>> only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for >>> consumption on the >>> premises.' >>> >>> (Is that a great country or what? Well, not as >>> great as Guam !) >>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>> >>> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories >>> an hour. >>> >>> (Who volunteers for this stuff?) >>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>> >>> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have >>> sex for pleasure. >>> >>> (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) >>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>> >>> The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull >>> 30 times its own >>> weight and always falls over on its right side when >>> intoxicated. >>> >>> (From drinking little bottles of???) >>> (Did the government pay for this research??) >>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>> >>> Butterflies taste with their feet. >>> >>> (Ah, geez.) >>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>> >>> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. >>> >>> (I know some people like that.) >>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>> >>> Starfish don't have brains. >>> >>> (I know some people like that, too.) >>> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>> >>> And, the best for last? >>> Turtles can breathe through their butts. >>> >>> (And I thought I had bad Breath in the morning!) >>> [/QUOTE]

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