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<blockquote data-quote="northtech" data-source="post: 876709" data-attributes="member: 8239"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A married couple in their early 60s (man-62yr old, woman 60 yr old) were</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny, yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! Two tickets for the Queen</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands. Then it was the husband's turn.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">wish...So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! The husband became 92</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">years old.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Moral of the Story :</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><u>Men should remember...fairies are female. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /> </u></strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="northtech, post: 876709, member: 8239"] [COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="3"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]A married couple in their early 60s (man-62yr old, woman 60 yr old) were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny, yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! Two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands. Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! The husband became 92 years old. Moral of the Story :[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"][B][U]Men should remember...fairies are female. :baffled: :baffled: [/U][/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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