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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rizy" data-source="post: 3181352" data-attributes="member: 87226"><p style="text-align: left"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>School: </em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em>A place where Papa pays and Son plays.</em></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p><p>             <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Life Insurance:</em></strong></span></span></span></u></em></strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em> A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. </em></span></span></em><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Nurse:</em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em> A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. </em></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em></em></span></span></em><strong><em><u><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Marriage:</em></strong></span></span></span></u></em></strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em> It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.</em></span></span></em></p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Tears:</em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em> The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. </em></span></span></em><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span><strong><em><u><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Lecture:</em></strong></span></span></span></u></em></strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em> An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either' </em></span></span></em><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span><strong><strong>Error! Filename not specified.</strong></strong></p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Conference:</em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em> The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. </em></span></span></em><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Compromise:</em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em> The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. </em></span></span></em><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Dictionary:</em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em> A place where success comes before work. </em></span></span></em><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Conference Room:</em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em> A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. </em></span></span></em><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Father:</em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em> A banker provided by nature. </em></span></span></em><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Boss:</em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em> Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. </em></span></span></em><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Politician:</em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em> One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. </em></span></span></em><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Doctor:</em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em> A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.</em></span></span></em></p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Classic:</em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em> Books, which people praise, but do not read. </em></span></span></em><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> </p><p>  <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Smile:</em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em> A curve that can set a lot of things straight.</em></span></span></em>  </p> </p><p>  <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Office:</em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em> A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.</em></span></span></em>  </p> </p><p>  <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Yawn:</em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em> The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. </em></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em></em></span></span></em><strong><em><u><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Etc.:</em></strong></span></span></span></u></em></strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em>A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. </em></span></span></em><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center">  </p> </p><p>  <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Committee:</em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em> Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. </em></span></span></em><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center">  </p> </p><p>  <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Experience:</em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em> The name men give to their mistakes. </em></span></span></em><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span><strong><em><u><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Atom Bomb:</em></strong></span></span></span></u></em></strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"> An invention to end all inventions.</span></span>  </p> </p><p>  <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Philosopher:</em></strong></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"> A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death</span></span>  </p> </p></blockquote><p></p>

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