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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 5252989" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p>Mahinda, Ranil, Karu and Mervyn Silva (of course !) were finalists at a quiz show. One common question was asked of them.</p><p></p><p>Quiz master: WHAT IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?</p><p></p><p>Mahinda: It's Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.</p><p></p><p>Ranil : It's a Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly to your mind.</p><p></p><p>Karu Jayasuriya: It's a Blink, you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinked at all.</p><p></p><p>Mervyn: It's Loose Motion.</p><p></p><p>Quiz Master: (Shocked to hear Mervyn's reply) 'Why'?</p><p></p><p>Mervyn : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomachache, and before I could THINK, BLINK or TURN ON THE LIGHTS the shit was all over... </p><p></p><p>The winner; Mervyn of course !</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 5252989, member: 49393"] Mahinda, Ranil, Karu and Mervyn Silva (of course !) were finalists at a quiz show. One common question was asked of them. Quiz master: WHAT IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? Mahinda: It's Light, nothing can travel faster than Light. Ranil : It's a Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly to your mind. Karu Jayasuriya: It's a Blink, you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinked at all. Mervyn: It's Loose Motion. Quiz Master: (Shocked to hear Mervyn's reply) 'Why'? Mervyn : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomachache, and before I could THINK, BLINK or TURN ON THE LIGHTS the shit was all over... The winner; Mervyn of course ! [/QUOTE]
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