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Message: <blockquote data-quote="xcorect" data-source="post: 669905" data-attributes="member: 27281"><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">A man walk into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman staring at him. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">She stares for quite some time, so finally the man asked "Do I know you?" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">The woman answers "I think your the father of one of my kids". </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">The man thinks for a minute then realizes this kid she is talking about must be the result of the one and only time he ever cheated on his wife. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">So he says to the woman "are you the stripper that was at my best friends bachelor party about 5 years ago?" "You know, the one I had sex with on the pool table while your friend spanked my bare ass with a whip?" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">The woman looks at him horrified and says "No, I'm your son's teacher".</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

Verification: Haya warak paha keeyada? (haya wadi kireema paha)

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