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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Razor Raymon" data-source="post: 767053" data-attributes="member: 45937"><p>A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many </p><p>kinds of boobies are there?</p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px">breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px">firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px">hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px">"Onions?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px">"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px">This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px">many kinds of 'willies' are there?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px">through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px">mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px">but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px">"A Christmas tree?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px">"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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