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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ANGELO89" data-source="post: 2996528" data-attributes="member: 109490">10. I think of you as a brother. Translation: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.'9. There's a slight difference in our ages. Translation: I don't want to do my dad.8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. Translation: You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.7. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.6. I've got a boyfriend. Translation: I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.5. I don't date men where I work. Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.4. It's not you, it's me. Translation: It's you.3. I'm concentrating on my career. Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.2. I'm celibate. Translation: I've sworn off only the men like you.1. Let's be friends. Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective thing.</blockquote>

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