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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 507674" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"> <strong><span style="color: Blue">Few Definitions </span></strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">School:  A place where Papa pays and Son plays.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Life Insurance:  A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">you can die Rich.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Nurse:  A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">and a woman gains her masters.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">feminine waterpower.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of  the </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">either"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that  everybody </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">believes he got the biggest piece.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Dictionary : A place where success comes before work. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">everybody disagrees later on. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Father : A banker provided by nature.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">caught.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">early.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Confidence after.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Office :  A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">actually do.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">decide that nothing can be done together.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of  when</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">dead. </span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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