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<blockquote data-quote="kandahar" data-source="post: 11582419" data-attributes="member: 347019"><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Horse</strong></span> <span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying pan. </span> <span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">HUSBND: What was that for?! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">WIFE: I found a paper in ur pocket,with the name JENNY on it. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">HUSBND: I played RACE last week & JENNY was the name of my HORSE. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">WIFE: Sorry! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">Next day, Wife hit him with the Frying pan AGAIN! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">HUSBND: Now what happened?! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">WIFE: Ur Horse is on the PHONE!!! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Girl Friend</strong></span> <span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">If your Girlfriend is fat , tell her to walk 20 miles a day </span> <span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">In a Month she will be 600 miles away </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>STUDENT LIFE:</strong></span> <span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">1. SPEED: Getting Ready In 5 Minutes </span> <span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">2. SHARING: Whole Class Copying One Assignment </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">3. PRESENTATION SKILLS: Can Present One Answer, In 5 Different Ways For 5 Different Questions </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">4. EDITING: Your Report Contains At least 5 Pages Less Than, The Person From Whom You Copied </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">5. MULTI-TASKING: Playing Games On Cell, SMS to Gf/Bf, Gossiping With Seat-Mate, Day Dreaming </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">6. ART: Beautiful Art On The Last Page Of Note Books (GALS) </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>The Idiot Theory:</strong></span> <span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">If a girl is in Love , her parents will ask </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">"who's that idiot?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">If a boy is in Love, his parents ask </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">"Idiot, who's that girl?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">Moral : </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">No matter whoever in love, boys are always idiots...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /></span> <span style="font-size: 22px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kandahar, post: 11582419, member: 347019"] [SIZE=6][B]Horse[/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=6] A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying pan. [/SIZE] [SIZE=6] HUSBND: What was that for?! WIFE: I found a paper in ur pocket,with the name JENNY on it. HUSBND: I played RACE last week & JENNY was the name of my HORSE. WIFE: Sorry! Next day, Wife hit him with the Frying pan AGAIN! HUSBND: Now what happened?! . . . WIFE: Ur Horse is on the PHONE!!! [B]Girl Friend[/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=6] If your Girlfriend is fat , tell her to walk 20 miles a day [/SIZE] [SIZE=6] . . . . . . In a Month she will be 600 miles away [B]STUDENT LIFE:[/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=6] 1. SPEED: Getting Ready In 5 Minutes [/SIZE] [SIZE=6] 2. SHARING: Whole Class Copying One Assignment 3. PRESENTATION SKILLS: Can Present One Answer, In 5 Different Ways For 5 Different Questions 4. EDITING: Your Report Contains At least 5 Pages Less Than, The Person From Whom You Copied 5. MULTI-TASKING: Playing Games On Cell, SMS to Gf/Bf, Gossiping With Seat-Mate, Day Dreaming 6. ART: Beautiful Art On The Last Page Of Note Books (GALS) [B]The Idiot Theory:[/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=6] If a girl is in Love , her parents will ask "who's that idiot?" If a boy is in Love, his parents ask "Idiot, who's that girl?" Moral : No matter whoever in love, boys are always idiots... :confused:[/SIZE] [SIZE=6]:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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