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<blockquote data-quote="archirasika" data-source="post: 3413724" data-attributes="member: 10655"><p>repost nam kiyapalla..mama del karannam..</p><p> </p><p><strong><em><u><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Questions You Would Never Guess the Answers!!!</span></span></u></em></strong> <span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span><strong><em><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?</span></span></em></strong> <strong><em><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">A: Both keep searching for new holes. </span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?</span></span></em></strong> <strong><em><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble. </span></span></em></strong><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span><strong><em><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?</span></span></em></strong> <strong><em><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology. </span></span></em></strong><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span><strong><em><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?</span></span></em></strong> <strong><em><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day. </span></span></em></strong><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span><strong><em><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?</span></span></em></strong> <strong><em><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">A: The boy friend's hand. </span></span></em></strong><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span><strong><em><span style="color: teal"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: teal"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: teal"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"? </span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front</span></span></em></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="archirasika, post: 3413724, member: 10655"] repost nam kiyapalla..mama del karannam.. [B][I][U][COLOR=navy][FONT='Courier New']Questions You Would Never Guess the Answers!!![/FONT][/COLOR][/U][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=#003366][FONT='Courier New'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][COLOR=#003366][FONT='Courier New'] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][I][COLOR=purple][FONT='Courier New'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=purple][FONT='Courier New']Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=#003366][FONT='Courier New'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=#003366][FONT='Courier New'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=#003366][FONT='Courier New']A: Both keep searching for new holes. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT='Courier New'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=fuchsia][FONT='Courier New'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=fuchsia][FONT='Courier New']Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=#003366][FONT='Courier New'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=#003366][FONT='Courier New'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=#003366][FONT='Courier New']A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][COLOR=#003366][FONT='Courier New'] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][I][COLOR=green][FONT='Courier New'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=green][FONT='Courier New']Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=blue][FONT='Courier New'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=#003366][FONT='Courier New'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=#003366][FONT='Courier New']A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][COLOR=#003366][FONT='Courier New'] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][I][COLOR=red][FONT='Courier New'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=red][FONT='Courier New']Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=#003366][FONT='Courier New'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=#003366][FONT='Courier New'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=#003366][FONT='Courier New']A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][COLOR=#003366][FONT='Courier New'] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][I][COLOR=navy][FONT='Courier New'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=navy][FONT='Courier New']Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=#003366][FONT='Courier New'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=#003366][FONT='Courier New'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=#003366][FONT='Courier New']A: The boy friend's hand. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][COLOR=#003366][FONT='Courier New'] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][I][COLOR=teal][FONT='Courier New'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=teal][FONT='Courier New']Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"? [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=#003366][FONT='Courier New'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=#003366][FONT='Courier New']A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][FONT='Courier New'][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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