An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer becomes dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators,
And the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer:
"So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies:
"Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies:
"What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says:
"No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says:
"Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers:
"Yeah, right. And from where do you think you are going to find a lawyer?"
Pretty soon, the engineer becomes dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators,
And the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer:
"So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies:
"Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies:
"What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says:
"No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says:
"Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers:
"Yeah, right. And from where do you think you are going to find a lawyer?"
