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Message: <blockquote data-quote="heshan123" data-source="post: 630409" data-attributes="member: 15457"><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>An engineer dies and reports to hell.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Pretty soon, the engineer becomes dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators,</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>And the engineer is a pretty popular guy.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>"So, how's it going down there in hell?"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Satan replies:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>"Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>God replies:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>"What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Satan says:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>"No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>God says:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>"Send him back up here or I'll sue."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Satan laughs uproariously and answers:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>"Yeah, right. And from where do you think you are going to find a lawyer?" </strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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