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<blockquote data-quote="adult.junior" data-source="post: 11415102" data-attributes="member: 348900"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">A COP WAS ON HIS HORSE TO CROSS THE STREET</span></span></p><p><img src="http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/5412/horse1a.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta">when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him.</span></span></p><p><img src="http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5365/horse2h.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">The cop looked the bike over and handed</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">a reflector light on the back of it!'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">The young girl looked up at the cop and said,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Yes, he sure did!'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">The little girl looked up at the cop and said: </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Next year tell Santa;</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top'!!! </span></span></p><p></p><p><img src="http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6342/horse3u.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="adult.junior, post: 11415102, member: 348900"] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Navy"]A COP WAS ON HIS HORSE TO CROSS THE STREET[/COLOR][/SIZE] [IMG]http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/5412/horse1a.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Magenta"]when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [IMG]http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5365/horse2h.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="4"]'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?' 'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!' The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!' The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?' Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, 'Yes, he sure did!' The little girl looked up at the cop and said: 'Next year tell Santa; The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top'!!! [/SIZE][/COLOR] [IMG]http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6342/horse3u.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE]
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