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<blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 3460150" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">"First Day of School"</span></p><p></strong></span><strong><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Pat?"</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters."</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">see you for three days."</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">had forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">even louder giggle from another male student. She</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy?"</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Well miss, I just saw both of your garters."</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">the pun-ishment is more severe, "I don't want to see you</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">for three weeks."</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">up. This time there is an burst of laughter from</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">another male student. She quickly turns to see Little</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Johnny leaving the classroom.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Where do you think you are going?" she asks.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">are over."</span></p><p></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="neroshan, post: 3460150, member: 8568"] [SIZE="4"][B][CENTER][COLOR="Blue"]"First Day of School"[/COLOR][/CENTER][/B][/SIZE][B][CENTER][COLOR="Blue"] A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Pat?" "Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters." "Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days." The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy?" "Well miss, I just saw both of your garters." Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time the pun-ishment is more severe, "I don't want to see you for three weeks." Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom. "Where do you think you are going?" she asks. "Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over."[/COLOR][/CENTER][/B] [/QUOTE]
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