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<blockquote data-quote="rajitha_ks" data-source="post: 8587175" data-attributes="member: 162025"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]It is clean and funny.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]FIRST TIME SEX [/FONT]</span></strong></span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: black"> </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: black"> </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: black"> </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: black"> </span></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: black"> </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: black"> </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]The boy turns, and whispers back, </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'</span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="color: black"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" />[/FONT]</span></span></span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span></strong></span>[/FONT]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rajitha_ks, post: 8587175, member: 162025"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][FONT="]It is clean and funny.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT="]FIRST TIME SEX [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][FONT="]A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT="]Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT="]At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT="]"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]The boy turns, and whispers back, [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][B][SIZE=3][COLOR=DarkRed][COLOR=black][FONT="][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'[/SIZE][/FONT] :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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