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<blockquote data-quote="shehanga" data-source="post: 169509" data-attributes="member: 5308"><p><span style="color: Red">CASE # 1</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Interviewer to Millionaire:</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">What were you before you married her?</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Millionaire: A billionaire.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red">CASE # 2</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Wife: Why do you always carry my photo in your wallet?</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how big,</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">I look at your photo and the problem disappears.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">"What other problem can be greater than this one?"</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Red">CASE # 3</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Q - What is the difference between a mother and a wife?</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">A - One woman brings you into this world crying....</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">......the other ensures you continue to do so .</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red">CASE # 4</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Wife : Do you want dinner?</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Husband : Sure, what are my choices?</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Wife : Yes and No.</span></p><p><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p><span style="color: Red">CASE # 5</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Wife: Honey..... What are you looking for?</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Husband: Nothing.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Wife: Nothing...?? You have been reading our marriage</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">certificate for an hour !!</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Husband: I was just looking for the expiry date.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">GOOD DAY!</span></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="shehanga, post: 169509, member: 5308"] [COLOR="Red"]CASE # 1[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife. Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her? Millionaire: A billionaire.[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]CASE # 2[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]Wife: Why do you always carry my photo in your wallet? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how big, I look at your photo and the problem disappears. Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can be greater than this one?" [/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]CASE # 3[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]Q - What is the difference between a mother and a wife? A - One woman brings you into this world crying.... ......the other ensures you continue to do so .[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]CASE # 4[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"] Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and No.[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"] CASE # 5[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]Wife: Honey..... What are you looking for? Husband: Nothing. Wife: Nothing...?? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour !! Husband: I was just looking for the expiry date. GOOD DAY![/COLOR] :D :D :D :D [/QUOTE]
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