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Message: <blockquote data-quote="shehanga" data-source="post: 169509" data-attributes="member: 5308">CASE # 1Interviewer to Millionaire:To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.What were you before you married her?Millionaire: A billionaire.CASE # 2Wife: Why do you always carry my photo in your wallet?Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how big,I look at your photo and the problem disappears.Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,"What other problem can be greater than this one?"CASE # 3Q - What is the difference between a mother and a wife?A - One woman brings you into this world crying..........the other ensures you continue to do so .CASE # 4Wife : Do you want dinner?Husband : Sure, what are my choices?Wife : Yes and No.CASE # 5Wife: Honey..... What are you looking for?Husband: Nothing.Wife: Nothing...?? You have been reading our marriagecertificate for an hour !!Husband: I was just looking for the expiry date.GOOD DAY!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>

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