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<blockquote data-quote="Dreams001" data-source="post: 5326379" data-attributes="member: 149622"><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">Five friends lived in a room, Namely <span style="color: red">MAD</span>, <span style="color: green">BRAIN</span>, <span style="color: darkorchid">FOOL</span>, <span style="color: darkorange">NOBODY</span>, <span style="color: blue">SOMEBODY</span>.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">MAD: Is it police station ??? </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">Police: Yes, what is the matter ???</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">Police: Are you mad?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">MAD: Yes, I"m MAD.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom.. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">[Last question]</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">Police: you FOOL...</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #003366"><span style="color: #003366">MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke..</span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Sorry if repost.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Only for joke purpose..Not for insult any member.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreams001, post: 5326379, member: 149622"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366]Five friends lived in a room, Namely [COLOR=red]MAD[/COLOR], [COLOR=green]BRAIN[/COLOR], [COLOR=darkorchid]FOOL[/COLOR], [COLOR=darkorange]NOBODY[/COLOR], [COLOR=blue]SOMEBODY[/COLOR]. One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police. MAD: Is it police station ??? Police: Yes, what is the matter ??? MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. Police: Are you mad? MAD: Yes, I"m MAD. Police: Don`t you have BRAIN. MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom.. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366].[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366].[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366].[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366].[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366].[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366].[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366].[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366].[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366].[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366].[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366].[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366].[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366].[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366].[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366].[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366].[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366].[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366].[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366].[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][Last question][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366]Police: you FOOL... MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke..[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#003366][COLOR=#003366][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] :lol::D:lol:;):lol::shocked::lol::lol::lol::lol::eek::lol::no::lol::):lol::cool::lol: [SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]Sorry if repost.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]Only for joke purpose..Not for insult any member.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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