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<blockquote data-quote="Djpata" data-source="post: 54566" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><p style="text-align: center">1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Answer:- Don't U know, I sell tickets in black over here..</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>your feet...</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>again.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:- Is the</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>"Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>occasionally also spit in it.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>years...</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Stupid Question:-</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>the money.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............ it was a piece of chalk and</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>now it's in flames!!!</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>11. You are fishing and a guy asks........ ......... ...</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Stupid Question:- Are you fishing?</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Answer:- No, I was just drowning worms.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>12. You've been living in a colony from the same time as your neighbour</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>has been living. But suddenly one day your neighbour asks</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>you......... ....</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Stupid Question:- Have you been living here all your life?</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Answer:- I don't know.... 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[QUOTE="Djpata, post: 54566, member: 1233"] [FONT="Book Antiqua"][SIZE="4"][B][I][CENTER]1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. . Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Don't U know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years... Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money. 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call... Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron. 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... .. 9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth... Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts? Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed. 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke. Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............ it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!! 11. You are fishing and a guy asks........ ......... ... Stupid Question:- Are you fishing? Answer:- No, I was just drowning worms. 12. You've been living in a colony from the same time as your neighbour has been living. But suddenly one day your neighbour asks you......... .... Stupid Question:- Have you been living here all your life? Answer:- I don't know.... I haven't died yet! [IMG]http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/2739/dancerrx4.gif[/IMG] :love: [url]http://layya325.hi5.com:love:[/url] [IMG]http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2314/lifeissimpleic5.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER][/I][/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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