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Message: <blockquote data-quote="tckrockz" data-source="post: 141934" data-attributes="member: 5176">At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, theguys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are therules from the male side. These are our rules!Please note: These are all numbered "1"... ON PURPOSE!1. Men ARE not mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,put it down.We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining aboutyou leaving it down.1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of thetides. You can't change it, let it be.1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of itthat way.1. Crying is blackmail.1. Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almostevery question.1. Come to us with a problem ONLY IF you want help solving it.That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. Infact, all comments become Null and Void after 7 Days.1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, DON'T expectus to act like Soap Opera guys.1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us.1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of theways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want itdone. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say duringcommercials.1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.1. ALL men see in ONLY 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, NOT a color. Pumpkin is also afruit. We have no idea what Mauve is.1. If it itches, it WILL be scratched. We do that.1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act likenothing's wrong.We know that you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, then Expect an answer you don'twant to hear.1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear isfine... Really.1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about, unless you are prepared todiscuss such topics as football, the shotgun formation, cars or golf.1 You have ENOUGH clothes.1. You have TOO MANY shoes.1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!1. Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.Pass this to as many men as you can to give them a laugh.Pass this to as many women as you can to give them a bigger laugh.Dont Cry because its over...Smile because it happened!!.. ..</blockquote>

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