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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Samantha567" data-source="post: 7095035" data-attributes="member: 240281"> Easy Ways to  Die : Take  a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early. Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early. Love  Someone Truly - You will die daily. 1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking,  but a WISE man tells her    that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are  CLOSED. 2.. One  GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :     Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD      After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY 3. Three FASTEST means of Communication : 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need  still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE. 4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love  your sisters not their friends. 5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD... He  asked for the Best wine and Best Woman..    Next moment,  he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.     Moral : BE SPECIFIC 6.. Let us be generous like this :  Four Ants are moving through a forest..     They see an  ELEPHANT coming towards them..    Ant 1 says : we  should KILL him.   Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.    Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.    Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR. 7. If you do NOT have a Girl  Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life..     If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life. 8.. Question : When do you  CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.       Answer : On their MARRIAGE. 9.  When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from  Darkness.     Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the  ELECTRICITY BILL. 10.  Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.      Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the  same Mistake. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love    :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love    :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love    :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love    :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love    :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love    :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /> Mekata nam Rep++ 1k Onemai <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> </blockquote>

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