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Message: <blockquote data-quote="nameslot" data-source="post: 6313363" data-attributes="member: 258944">A Scottish tourist was at a baseball game.It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the mound; he took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming: "Run, Run."This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scotsman was now exited and ready to get into the game.The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called "walk" and the batter started on a slow trot to first. The Scotsman, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, "R-R-Run ye basstarrd, rrrun!"Everyone around him started laughing. So the Scotsman, extremely embarrassed, sat back down. A friendly fan, seeing the Scotsman's embarrassment, leaned over and said, "He can't run - he got four balls."The Scotsman then stood up and screamed, "Walk with pride, man...walk with pride!"</blockquote>

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