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<blockquote data-quote="mldarshana" data-source="post: 2528847" data-attributes="member: 25657"><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported thefollowing results:</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>The first worm in alcohol - Dead.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>So the Minister asked the congregation - What did you learn from this demonstration?</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, 'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mldarshana, post: 2528847, member: 25657"] [COLOR="RoyalBlue"][B]A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported thefollowing results: The first worm in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation - What did you learn from this demonstration? Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, 'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'[/B] [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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